We are the greatest Rock Band Band of all time! Every time we play we HamSword our fans! Taking over the world 4 buttons at a time! HamSworded Search:Tumblr (3.0; @hamsword)http://hamswords.com/<a href="http://anthonydimitre.com/micah-gets-my-first-tattoo/">http://anthonydimitre.com/micah-gets-my-first-tattoo/</a>: Look at this moron. Clearly he is taking his love of the hamsword too far…http://hamswords.com/post/29957658http://hamswords.com/post/29957658Thu, 27 Mar 2008 02:03:35 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/RDPW9crkF72gcuxaN97sYpev_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>This is our new Icon. Getting stickers made for all our fans!http://hamswords.com/post/29957111http://hamswords.com/post/29957111Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:51:22 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://hamswords.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/29957049/RDPW9crkF72gbrc6Aoy7CJFm&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Hurt - NIN Cover by Johnny Cash Covered by Sad Kermit. </p> <p>This goes out to @bfeld @dickc @fredwilson. Yes, the HamSwords are the Greatest Rock Band Band of all time!</p>http://hamswords.com/post/29957049http://hamswords.com/post/29957049Thu, 27 Mar 2008 01:50:31 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://hamswords.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/29798860/RDPW9crkF702g7drlqIvbdjc&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Hells Bells - Wing Covering AC/DC</p> <p>We played this exactly song in this exact style exactly never. But we would, dammit. We would. </p>http://hamswords.com/post/29798860http://hamswords.com/post/29798860Tue, 25 Mar 2008 09:46:31 -0400<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://hamswords.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/27456095/RDPW9crkF5xxxj57bcFixyCp&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Too Drunk to Dream - The Magnetic Fields. </p> <p>Does this ring true when you are living the dream while drunk?</p>http://hamswords.com/post/27456095http://hamswords.com/post/27456095Wed, 27 Feb 2008 16:24:47 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hSyOCx6ZXfM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hSyOCx6ZXfM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>This old bastard also auditioned. We told him that as long as he didnt get arrested in a bathroom, he was in. Ooops.http://hamswords.com/post/27334058http://hamswords.com/post/27334058Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:20:23 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kJ2i-eIju8g"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kJ2i-eIju8g" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>This little bastard auditioned for the HamSwords. We told him he could could join us if he could sell more than 10 records. Ooops, guess he will keep auditioning.http://hamswords.com/post/27333823http://hamswords.com/post/27333823Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:17:59 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://hamswords.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/27333660/RDPW9crkF5w5ar0hMZWHwMpi&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Roxanne - The Police.</p> <p>We sang this in Amsterdam in the Red Light District. We are so…subtle. </p>http://hamswords.com/post/27333660http://hamswords.com/post/27333660Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:15:28 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/RDPW9crkF5racy4mQTXODPMW_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>One of the HamSwords entertaining our fans! Rock on with our bad selves!http://hamswords.com/post/27056200http://hamswords.com/post/27056200Sat, 23 Feb 2008 00:38:15 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IWlWgao-a5w"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IWlWgao-a5w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Our gold chains made our necks green.http://hamswords.com/post/26608971http://hamswords.com/post/26608971Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:52:33 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://hamswords.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/26608805/RDPW9crkF5k9usy9pEquMcie&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Slick Rick - Teenage Love</p> <p>Like Slick Rick, this is why we are no longer allowed in parts of the US. </p>http://hamswords.com/post/26608805http://hamswords.com/post/26608805Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:49:48 -0500(<i>x</i> + 1)² = 2<i>x</i>² + <i>x</i> + 1http://hamswords.com/post/25886140http://hamswords.com/post/25886140Fri, 08 Feb 2008 22:23:15 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1K8t3BtNaw"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1K8t3BtNaw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This is the old lead singer of the HamSwords before Pig McQueen took over. He was kicked out for tasting like chicken.</p> <p>HamSwords Ho! </p>http://hamswords.com/post/25813456http://hamswords.com/post/25813456Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:16:46 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://hamswords.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/25813415/RDPW9crkF55w39qxzfV8hWfl&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Creep - Radiohead Cover </p> <p>Performed by the HamSwords in San Francisco at  Alice’s Free Love Cafe. (Old lead singer - kicked out of the band for obvious reasons).</p>http://hamswords.com/post/25813415http://hamswords.com/post/25813415Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:15:54 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SRkvCOFHGYI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SRkvCOFHGYI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Yet Another HamSwords Tribute Band. We let these guys open up for us in San Jose, CA, and they stole all our chicks. Luckily, they had to pay them too. Score!http://hamswords.com/post/25723966http://hamswords.com/post/25723966Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:53:42 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://hamswords.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/25723910/RDPW9crkF54husi4vQzRGWwe&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>Ride The Lightning - Metallica</p> <p>HamSwords performed this at HeeBee GeeBee’s in NYC, Ba-bee!</p> <p>Our lead guitar almost got cooked in some pyrotechnics. It smelled like a Luau. </p>http://hamswords.com/post/25723910http://hamswords.com/post/25723910Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:49:26 -0500<embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/xnfyp" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="308" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed><br/><br/>Yet another HamSwords tribute band. They wish they rocked as hard as the HamSwords, and if that damn Jimmy Fallon didnt keep laughing, they could open for us.http://hamswords.com/post/25632927http://hamswords.com/post/25632927Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:30:54 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://hamswords.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/25632617/RDPW9crkF531j3ejuPdZ4E6J&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>(Don’t) Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult</p> <p>Performed by the HamSwords in Berlin at <b>Das Krapfentheater</b> </p>http://hamswords.com/post/25632617http://hamswords.com/post/25632617Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:24:40 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/RDPW9crkF4zefoonEKyXwrfE_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Rocked out Logohttp://hamswords.com/post/25404569http://hamswords.com/post/25404569Sun, 03 Feb 2008 11:14:51 -0500“To all the girls we have HamSworded before, we salute you! Thank you London, and goodnight!”<br/><br/> - <em>Pig McQueen, after the HamSwords latest gig in Paris.</em>http://hamswords.com/post/25403616http://hamswords.com/post/25403616Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:57:23 -0500